Apparently, both women and men have rules for each other.
Women’s Rules for Men
1) The woman always makes the rules
2) The rules are subject to change without notice
3) No man can possibly know all the rules
4) If the woman suspects the man knows the rules, she must immediately change a few
5) The woman is never wrong
6) If it looks like the woman is wrong, it's because of a misunderstanding caused by something the man has done or said
7) If rule #6 applies, the man must apologize
8) The woman can change her mind at any time
9) The man can not change his mind without permission from the woman
10) The man is expected to read the mind of the woman at all times
Men’s Rules for Women
1) Learn to work the toilet seat
2) Crying is blackmail
3) Check your oil (please)
4) Yes and No are acceptable answers to almost any question
5) Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible
6) If you think you're fat - you probably are - don't ask us
7) All men see in 16 colors - peach is a fruit and not a color
8) If something we said can be interpreted in 2 ways and one makes you angry - then we meant the other
9) Beer is to us as handbags are to you
10) If we ask what's wrong, and you say "nothing" then we will believe you
