The goal of this blog is to provide you with the most important discussions of the most serious topics. I enjoy the occasional mental chess game while discussing "Baby Monkey Riding on a Pig", how my friend just made a super cool Lego rendition of a current event, or sharing the latest breaking news photo of my encounter with a squirrel who eats french fries.
I promise to keep my promise, of providing your fresh, hard hitting, super serious topics and insightful commentary day in and day out. Unless of course, my ADHD takes over. Then, you might have to wait a day or two. Sorry in advance, but at least I know my weaknesses, right?
I am probably the most important person on this radio station because I am the "weekend warrior". I make sure that Madison, Keith, Prolifik, and Ace and TJ get enough rest so that they can do the heavy lifting Monday - Friday.
Being "placeholder" has it's benefits. I get to act like I'm a part of the station at concerts (I almost met J Biebs!), have full access to the radio station's fridge (usually full of leftovers that are a minimum of two days old), and every once in a while someone from promotions will give me the latest CD (usually 3-5 years old). My parents are upset I don't get a real job, like at McDonald's or Chic Fil A, but I keep telling them someday I'll be a superstar!
And they don't believe me.
So I appreciate you supporting my weekend career. Please keep listening, it makes me smile.
I just got done reading this article that says that in the Middle East, one plastic surgeon is doing 50-60 mustache implants a month! I want to bring this trend to AMERICA. We can do it bigger and better.
I asked our web guy to photoshop a mustache on me. This is what he came up with. What do you think?