The goal of this blog is to provide you with the most important discussions of the most serious topics. I enjoy the occasional mental chess game while discussing "Baby Monkey Riding on a Pig", how my friend just made a super cool Lego rendition of a current event, or sharing the latest breaking news photo of my encounter with a squirrel who eats french fries.
I promise to keep my promise, of providing your fresh, hard hitting, super serious topics and insightful commentary day in and day out. Unless of course, my ADHD takes over. Then, you might have to wait a day or two. Sorry in advance, but at least I know my weaknesses, right?
I am probably the most important person on this radio station because I am the "weekend warrior". I make sure that Madison, Keith, Prolifik, and Ace and TJ get enough rest so that they can do the heavy lifting Monday - Friday.
Being "placeholder" has it's benefits. I get to act like I'm a part of the station at concerts (I almost met J Biebs!), have full access to the radio station's fridge (usually full of leftovers that are a minimum of two days old), and every once in a while someone from promotions will give me the latest CD (usually 3-5 years old). My parents are upset I don't get a real job, like at McDonald's or Chic Fil A, but I keep telling them someday I'll be a superstar!
And they don't believe me.
So I appreciate you supporting my weekend career. Please keep listening, it makes me smile.
According to In Touch Magazine...
MOST HATED CELEBRITIES:
20. Chris Brown
19. Jesse James
18. Taylor Swift
17. Shia LaBeouf
16. Lindsay Lohan
15. Angelina Jolie
14. Jay Leno
13. Ashton Kutcher
12. LeAnn Rimes
10 and 11. Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian
9. Anne Hathaway
8. Justin Bieber
6. Matt Lauer
5. Katherine Heigl
4. John Mayer
3. Jennifer Lopez
2. Kristen Stewart
1. Gwyneth Paltrow
So, 4 YEARS AGO, it was cool to harass drive through workers by "coning". You grab the ice cream by the cone making a mess. Everybody laughed, and a big mess was made.
Well, what happens 4 years later if you try a LAME, OVERUSED joke, because you are SUPER LAME and probably not very smart. The drive through worker OWNS YOU! And you deserved it. Check out the video proof.
This brought back a lot of memories for me. If you can't relate to any of this I am jealous of your age.
So here's the latest trend in social media; calling "dibs" on your favorite prom dress by using Facebook or Twitter. Check out this update:
The process seems to be as follows:
1) Head to your favorite store, and pick your prom dress out.
2) Take a picture of your favorite prom dress and post a picture of it to all your social media sites, including your schools prom pages, and threaten to do something terrible to anyone who wears the same dress to prom.
But, the new trend isn't all bad. Posting your dress online also gives you the opportunity to recieve real time feedback on your dress, so that you can be sure you picked out the right one. Will you, or have you, posted your dress online this year?