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The goal of this blog is to provide you with the most important discussions of the most serious topics. I enjoy the occasional mental chess game while discussing "Baby Monkey Riding on a Pig", how my friend just made a super cool Lego rendition of a current event, or sharing the latest breaking news photo of my encounter with a squirrel who eats french fries.
I promise to keep my promise, of providing your fresh, hard hitting, super serious topics and insightful commentary day in and day out. Unless of course, my ADHD takes over. Then, you might have to wait a day or two. Sorry in advance, but at least I know my weaknesses, right?
"No, I'm not amish. People ask me that."
Hi, I'm Dan. Nice to meet you. I'm orginally from Pennsylvania (where's that, am I right?). I have completely fallen in love with the south. I now think that my friends in the great white north have a mental disorder. Seriously, why would you like freezing to death? (no offense fellow "yankehs". )
Now onto the cool guy radio blog description that you can find listed on any other Top 40 station across the country. Imagine "lazers" in between every sentence. That makes it cooler.
Whassup BHAM!? (Lazer) I've been kick'n it on the radio all across the country, yo! (Lazer) Whether I'm hanging with the hottest celebrities, (lazer) or hittin' the clubs (Lazer), you can be sure I'll get your song on for you right away! (DOUBLE LAZER).
OK...end the over hyped cool guy stuff there. I love to talk to people so if you have a question or want to yell "you suck" and throw a milkshake on me, please make that request at the "Contact Dan" section above. I will let you throw milk shake on me. But, after that, can we be friends?
Is there anything you want to see or hear on my show? Please let me know!
I like to keep up with everything I like. Maybe you'll enjoy it too.
Getting Money in Cards
Full Moon BBQ
Oak Mountain State Park's Waterfall
High School Football
Avoiding Creepy People (especially creepy huggers)
People who are nice, but not to nice to me.
Girls who do and don't wear makeup
Dogs, when they are bathed.
Naked Haunted Houses
Puppies that are afraid of lemon.
(to be continued)
Of course, we're talking about none other than MILEY CYRUS!
I gotta let her off the hook though. "She's just Miley" has been in show business a very long time. She knows what she's doing. The crazier and more declothed she becomes, the more we pay attention. The more we pay attention, the more money she makes.
The only difference is, if I went out on I-65S and wore a nude colored speedo I'd get arrested. Why is the world so CRUEL?
A naked Haunted House in Pennsylvania? Take the link to find out more...
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File this under "things people actually do, but we didn't think they did!" HUMAN CANNONBALL. This sounds rediculously dangerous and I have to hand it to the folks running the Oak Mountain State Fair... how did they get the permits to do this?
In a state where we can't play BINGO, we can shoot guys out of an oversized cannon! Well, I'm not going to argue against it. But, I will pray for the guy who's getting in the cannon. I hope he's being paid well. Here's the vid:
Dogs are so damn cute. Since you're probably stressed out at work, I decided to post a puppy trying to eat a lemon. Don't worry, no puppies were harmed in the making of this short video.
Want me to post your video? Send me a quick Vine of your dog trying to eat a lemon, and I'll do it. I swear. I'm deperate for friends. Kind of like that person that hugs you too tightly, and won't let go, and/or shakes during the hug. Those people are creepy and freak me out.
Without further adieu... Puppy Vs. Lemon