You can call me at 1-800-500-1037 any Monday through Friday from 6pm-11pm or visit me on MySpace and let's be friends.
Check out the DO Not Date List as well. You can add your "ex" all throughout the week!
Useless facts about me
Born in Virginia. Moved to Jacksonville, FL followed by Charlotte, NC followed by Greenville, SC and now to Birmingham, AL. I've never done anything exceptional with my life, (excluding the time I defended that orphanage from the attacking pirate-terrorists. With no regard for my own personal safety, I single handedly defeated more than three hundred attacking villains and saved many thousands of orphans. And I did all of this on inline skates. Anyway, you're probably thinking that I'm making all of this up because you didn't see it on the news. But the truth is that it happened on Monday, October first which is when Britney Spears lost her kids so that overshadowed me as the lead story) but I know how to push a button and I know how to talk which makes me a perfect fit for radio. Feel free to call and tell me what to do weeknights from 6pm-11pm at 1-800-500-1037.
Movie that Made me Cry: I’m too tough to cry, but I were to get all wimpy and get all teary eyed over some liberal make believe propaganda, it would be Bowling for Columbine. How the crap did that dude get so fat? Can his hands even reach around his body to his mouth anymore? If not, who continues to feed him? That flick made me misty eyed for sure.
Allergies: Un-cool dudes.
Best Friend at Work: His name is Flix. You can meet him here.
Worst Fear: My biceps shrinking.
Person I Hate Most: Myself. Sometimes I’m just so awesome even I don’t like me. It’s hard to constantly live up to my hype.
Awards I’ve Won: Biggest Biceps in the World, Coolest Face in the World, Most Successful Ladies Man in the World, Smartest Man in the World, Cutest Kid in Class, Better Than Your Baby’s Daddy Award, Awesome Bowler of the Year, Wish We Were Him Award, Been With Your Lady Award
Why I’m Interesting: I’m actually not interesting at all. Sometimes I sit and try to think of ways to be interesting, but I’m so bored with myself that I just start crying. Oh, except that I’m too tough to cry so I guess that last part is not true.
FAVORITES:
Book: Who’s Looking Out For You, The Partner, Michael Moore is a Big Fat Idiot
Vacation Destination: Vegas, Rome, Paris, Ireland, London, Bali. Definitely not the Bahamas or anywhere in Mexico and probably not anywhere near Gatlinburg.
If you're out there alone and wandering, and you are thinking that you've had enough of the bar scene and the meet-markets, but you really want to grab yourself a good guy, just follow the example of the perfect woman in the below video. I do realize that she's not yet a woman, but I also realize that when she grows up to be one, odds are that she'll be perfect.
Pastor Bike standing with Anna, an orphaned Christian girl also persecuted by the Chinese government.
Pastor
Bike, as he is affectionately known, is considered to be one of the
most outspoken evangelists in China. He is a bold believer willing to
cross borders, hand out Christian literature and Bibles, share Christ
with those under age 18 and lead thousands to Christ. All these actions
are considered "illegal" in communist China.
On August
6, just two days before the Olympics began, Pastor Zhang "Bike"
Mingxuan was arrested, along with his wife and a coworker.
In
response to these arrests, The Voice of the Martyrs and China Aid
Association have launched a petition drive to free these three
Christians and to let the Chinese government know that the world is
aware that these Christians are being detained.
Together,
our voice can make a difference. Please follow the link below to learn
more, and please forward this email to your friends.
I just wanted to let you know how pretty I think Madonna is.
Enough said.
SILAS FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!
Thursday 08-21-2008 5:20pm CT
What we can all agree on is that the next President of these wonderful United States needs to be able to stnad up and say with conviction how much he hates everyhting that is not American. That is why you should vote for me. Here's my new ad in my campaign for President.
We are deeply saddened that LeRoi Moore, saxophonist and founding
member of Dave Matthews Band, died unexpectedly Tuesday afternoon,
August 19, 2008, at Hollywood Presbyterian Medical Center in Los
Angeles from sudden complications stemming from his June ATV accident
on his farm near Charlottesville, Virginia. LeRoi had recently returned
to his Los Angeles home to begin an intensive physical rehabilitation
program.
From Silas: What the crap? I freaking loved this man.
I have nothing to say outside of the fact that the man in this picture was truly one of the greatest musicians, philanthropists and humans of our time. LeRoi Moore was the unmatched talent on the horns and woodwinds in the Dave Matthews Band. I never met the man, but I saw him perform at least a dozen times over the last ten years or so. It may seem weird, but part of you falls in love with famous people with whom you fell you so deeply relate so it's hard to know how to feel when they're gone. So I will simply say, We'll miss you Roi. You are the coolest guy I ever knew.
One of LeRoi's great performances...
SCARY
Friday 08-15-2008 10:52am CT
This was on FOXNEWS today and I thought it was kind of scary. I once drank a Red Bull. I hope I don't die.
AP
Red Bull might “give you wings” but new research suggests just one can
of the popular energy drink may increase the risk of heart damage.
A
study of university students between the ages of 20 and 24 years old
found that drinking one sugar free can of the caffeinated energy drink
increased the "stickiness" of the blood and raised the risk of blood
clots forming.
The Australian students, who
were targeted in the study, showed a cardiovascular profile similar to
that of someone with heart disease after drinking one can.
Red Bull emphatically denied that the drink, which is distributed to 143 countries worldwide, was dangerous.
In
a statement, it said it had been proved safe by "numerous scientific
studies,” and it had never been banned from anywhere it had been
introduced.
However, Dr. Scott Willoughby, of
the Cardiovascular Research Center at the Royal Adelaide Hospital and
Adelaide University, said he was “alarmed” at the results of his survey.
“After
one can it seemed to turn the young individual into one with more of
the type of profile you would expect to see with someone with
cardiovascular disease," he said.
“People
who already have existing cardiovascular disease may want to talk to
their physician before they drink Red Bull in future."
The
results shocked the 30 students tested, some of whom drank up to eight
cans per night to help them stay awake to study, and many now refuse to
consume the energy drink again.
IF ELECTED, I WILL BLOW UP RUSSIA AND FRANCE AND MEXICO AND CUBA!!! HOORAY USA!
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